"You know, Gordon, I should not like you. You are Scottish... and you are an economist. But somehow, Gordon, I love you. But now in a sexual way." Sarkozy to Gordon Brown

Reason I am Single #4: At a certain point last night I just wanted to be back in my bed watching Persuasion. In fact most of last night could be it's own reason of why I am single.

Do I wear heels tonight? Things to consider: I can't walk in heels, my feet will hurt after 5 minutes, I have a good chance of awkwardly tumbling while wearing them. But Gok Wan would want me to wear them!

Things I ate in Oxford:

White Chocolate Ben's cookie

Nachos and a half pint of Old Rosie

Salty Celery Soup

Rump Steak, potatoes and cabbage

A Chocolate desert

Half a Brownie

Nutella on Toast

2 Pancakes and Nutella

Queen's Lane English Breakfast

Crispy Kreme donut

AHHHHHH!

This is Why I'm Single reason 3: I watched too many Disney movies as a child and thus have unrealistic expectations of men

Oxford until tomorrow. But first I have to get through an economics seminar, oh joy.

WTF of the day so far: I'm no expert but I think this judge is probably violating some state, federal and constitutional laws. I also love the way the guy tries to convince the public that he's not racist. Absolutely ridiculous and I'm surprised he's gotten away with this until now.

Reason I am Single #2: My lack of any sort of verbal filter.