Take Note: This is exactly what I want to write my dissertation on.

Dislikes

- Procrastination

- Having work hanging over my head

- Winter

- Not having a current biological excuse for the carb binge I just had

- Poverty

- Not having a reading light

- When no one texts me

- The ease with which my room gets messy.

Hot Bitch of the Day

Julia Roberts, my new drunk hero:

Recent Things in my Life

1- I just turned in a terrible essay

2- There is currently a bit of blue in the sky and I'm hoping it'll give me a vitamin D boost. But, it also negatively makes me want to go outside instead of do work.

3- I deposited a check last week and thought it went through. It didn't. So I went into negatives. I cried about it. And now I can't pay bills/buy plane tickets for a Northern adventure until Thursday ARGH my life.

4- I drank an obscene amount of alcohol this weekend, well by my usually moderate standards. I obviously do not have money to be spending on such activities.

5- I went to Shoreditch for the first time, it was delicious.

6- This week is going to be so busy. Too tired.

7- I haven't gained weight, but I haven't lost any. Hopefully this will change (for the better) by Friday

8- I should be applying for jobs

9- I should be working on my thesis topic.

10- Instead I compiled this list. Sob

I didn't realize Jimmy Fallon did such a convincing Neil Young impression...

The Pure Products of America go Crazy.

really really funny. Team Coco!

Ridiculous Story of the Morning

This would probably happen to me. Aahahahahah. Can you imagine anything worse happening at Weight Watchers?