Laugh of the Morning

From the Best Week Ever Blog. Hilarious. Well, hilarious if you watch Lost.

Daily Mail story of the mornin'

HOARDER! Oh Lindsey, how far you have fallen, how far you have fallen.

LOST

My fav show is finally back. Tonight's episode was 2 hours of WTF moments. The biggest WTF for me was the Temple, who knew the island was hiding an exclusive resort/health spa. Also idk about the parallel world stuff. The producers told Doc (Jeff) Jensen at Entertainment Weekly:

1) You are not as confused as you think. The questions you are asking are questions you should be aski

ng. (2) You will

get answers to these questions — but patience will be required. (3) The temptation will be to dismiss the sideways story as ''W

hat if...?'' trivia

, but we should trust that we're being shown this story for a reason, and so we should take the leap of investing in its reality. From EW.

Well Alright. I hope that's true. What I do know is true is that my two fav Island

hotties were in the episode.

Richard

and

Desmond

I can't believe this is the last season.

Dear Itunes,

Please put up last night's season premiere of lost so I can purchase it and watch it right away. I could just go and watch it illegally, but I really want to watch it in quality HD. However, you are taking way too long to put it online and it's stressing me out.

kisses,

Hayley

Diet Woes

I gained a pound. Ugh. I've seriously been trying really hard to be healthy, keeping track of everything I eat and walking a lot. I'm doing really well with the eating, I think my issue is that I don't count the calories in drinks. It's not like I'm drinking whole milk lattes 4 times a day, but Monday I had a white Americano, various cups of milky tea and coffee and a large glass of red wine. And yesterday I had a flat white, which apparently has roughly 225 calories and who knows how much fat. Plus, tea and coffee with milk (skimmed, but still). Clearly I need to stick to green tea and one cup of coffee with milk in the morning. Plus, only Americanos with a touch of milk when I go out for coffee.

It's just so frustrating! Like I feel fine, more toned than when I was home (obviously bc of all the walking), but the weight has stopped going down since I arrived. I know I have to keep with it and have patience, but I really want to see the numbers drop! Bahhh. And today I'm getting a jacket potato for lunch. FAIL.

Daily Mail story of the mornin'

A 24-year old woman was ID'd at Tesco when she tried to buy a slice of quiche.

Tesco's response: 'We're at a loss to say what happened here."

LOLZ. But seriously, WTF.

A 9 year old girl in China gave birth, so tragic and horrific. Underneath that article there was a link to a Daily Mail article about Britain's youngest mum, aged 11. It's a tragic and horrific story on a whole other level:

"The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months' pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends... The girl, who has shoulder-length dark hair, began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.

She said: "I can give up smoking at any time, but I don't find it affects my pregnancy."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-385968/Girl-11-Britains-youngest-mother.html#ixzz0eRGlQfss

Oh dead, this article pretty much describes the often used phrase "broken Britain."

I kind of love Adm. Mike Mullen.

From the Huffington Post: "No matter how I look at the issue," Mullen said, "I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens." Noting that he was speaking for himself and not for the other service chiefs, Mullen added: "For me, it comes down to integrity – theirs as individuals and ours as an institution."

Agreed.