Hipster Bike War on Judge Judy (via Gawker). The guys face around 339 is priceless. They probably love being on this show. So ironic. Wrong use of the word irony. Deal with it!

Things that are not fun: Applying for jobs. Especially when you have no confidence in your ability to get a job. Wahhhhh

passive aggressive notes

I left two tiny specs of sweet potato on a plate I used during lunch. Here's the note that awaited me in my kitchen:

Congrats writer of the note, you have gained entry into my journal, underneath my Miike Snow ticket and a funny text from Patrick.

This is all kind of funny because I was known as being one one of the clean roommates last year. Now I'm the slob. Tears.

Photographic Evidence of why I haven't been blogging

omg omg omg Sun Sun Suuuun!

HAIRCUT

Most amazing haircut of my life! I guess that's why it cost sooooo much. You can't really tell how good it is from this photo. But it's amazing

Song for this HOT (by England standards) Weekend

I love how the lead singer looks like he studies Computer Science at MIT. Riiigghhtttt? Look at those mutton chops. Not.At.All.What.I.Was.Expecting.

Today: Reading a book in the sun in Russell Square, HAIRCUT, forcing Pamela to drink Sangria outside with me.

And here's my favorite photo from my last summer in England:

I think tomorrow I want to ask my stylist at my expensive haircut to cut my hair like Jane Birkin (mostly her fringe). Then perhaps I'll find a man like Serge Gainsbourg. On second thoughts, I'd just like to have hair like Jane.

Omg such a hot bitch. GIRL CRUSH

Miike Snow Tonight!