things (again)

- My family arrived and we almost instantly all got into a fight over going to Costco for lunch. The only person who wanted to go was my grandma, and she with her high pitched voice of course won.
-Costco was filled with creatures who would be at home in Walmart.
- We then went to the most depressing mall ever. It used to be really nice, but now it's filled with people who seem ready for a gang fight. Though, I did have a delicious crepe for dinner.

Today:
-Went for a morning stroll with fatha
- Went to Einsteins Bagels with dad and sista
- Read some economics, comprehended very little.
- Sat by the pool
-While I was sitting by the pool my mom and sister left without asking me to go get manicures and pedicures. I AM BEYOND PISSED. I actually almost started crying, because whenever I'm with my family I revert to my 16 year old self. Fun times.
-Now I'm going to a senior living community pool party. I'm going to get DRUNK (not at all).

I should also mention that the old women in question talks like she just left little house on the prairie and is really concerned about another woman's sweater.

The old ladies next to me are NOT happy. They can't see the accompanist and keep telling me to move the piano. No thanks. They also keep saying, "it's not right." GET OVA IT

ahaha

And I Love SCOTLAND

I'm currently at my Grandpa's concert (Bernie on Broadway) at a retirement community. I'm the youngest person by 60 years. Well, that's not true, he has a woman playing the violin with him who's in her 30s, but besides her...

Apparently a giant ash cloud from Iceland has shut down airports across the UK. Wow. Really glad I flew out Monday and that I'm not flying back through Iceland again.

And here are some updates:

Yesterday:
-morning walk
-two thrifts stores, first, eh, second AMAZING, I got some ridiculously cute clothes including a dress that will probably be my new fav.
-McDonald's for lunch
-Reading economics by the pool. FUN
-Barnes and Nobles
- Lots of Bill Bryson reading

Today:
-Morning walk
-Lunch at my great Aunts
-WORK (we'll see)
-One of my grandpa's concerts

My parents arrive with TAYLO tomorrow! WOO

Issues:

-I have accomplished very little since arriving. Damn you vacation mind!
-My stomach is worringly bloated to the point where it's probably just fat, not bloat.
-I have SO SO SO SO SOO SO SO SO much to do and I just want to read my Bill Bryson book in the sun.
- I've eaten at McDonalds twice since arriving.

I love Michael K, aka Dlisted's writer. I love everything he writes. But I really love this post he wrote about Matthew Fox, who apparently lost his v-card by a river when he was 12. Pervy/ wrong. The last paragraph is amazing and this computer won't let me paste it. ughh

OKAY THRIFT STORE TIME