Issues:

-I have accomplished very little since arriving. Damn you vacation mind!
-My stomach is worringly bloated to the point where it's probably just fat, not bloat.
-I have SO SO SO SO SOO SO SO SO much to do and I just want to read my Bill Bryson book in the sun.
- I've eaten at McDonalds twice since arriving.

I love Michael K, aka Dlisted's writer. I love everything he writes. But I really love this post he wrote about Matthew Fox, who apparently lost his v-card by a river when he was 12. Pervy/ wrong. The last paragraph is amazing and this computer won't let me paste it. ughh

OKAY THRIFT STORE TIME