Friday 1 January 2010

This Is Why I'm Single

While watching Star Trek (the 2009 film) for the 4th time I thought up an elaborate final scene for the next film involving a space ship flying over the fields of France (I haven't worked out why) and a young boy looking up with wonder. Then his mother comes out and shouts- "Jean-Luc!" and the screen fades to black. Oh. My. God. If that doesn't explain why I'm single, I don't know what does (okay, I do).

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  1. Obviously Carla Bruni would star. Lapo would be in it too probably as some sort of space creature.
    Mm, this is probably why I'm single too.

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  2. that is a great idea, you should get in touch with JJ Abrams

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